Any Dream Will Do?

Last night I surprised the missus and took her to see Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat. Due to reality TV star Lee Mead moving on to greener pastures and replacement (and also reality TV star) Gareth Gates unavailable for the next few weeks, they are running the tickets at a bargain price. Whilst I am not usually a fan of these sorts of musical displays, I must say that I was particularly impressed with the performance of Ricky Rojas who is currently filling in the lead role. This guy could sing and dance whilst not looking like a girlie man.
What does this have to do with beer you may ask? Absolutely nothing, but I did want to pose the question. At these West End shows, how come they always have 15 varieties of generic lager on offer and only one ale choice?? In this case, they had London Pride, so I was more than adequately catered for, but where is the choice?

In other news - I am feeling thirsty and could do with a beer, but this chap needs it more. He accidentally killed himself having a wank at work whilst wearing a gas mask and a wetsuit. What is the world coming to?