Ticking off the Tickers

It has been brought to my attention (and verified by statcounter) that Prescotti has tried to spam my blog by using his scoopergen viral email list to promote hate. This act is almost as low as the act of ticking itself.
These tickers are a breed unto themselves. I want to put a cross through every tick they make. To that effect I as a Doctor am performing my duty and qualifying ticking as a disease. Below are the notes from my initial observations;

"Tickers are characterized by qualitative impairment in social interaction, by stereotyped and restricted patterns of behavior, activities and interests, and by no clinically significant delay in cognitive development or general delay in language. Intense preoccupation with a narrow subject, one-sided verbosity, restricted prosody, and physical clumsiness are typical of the condition, but are not required for diagnosis."

If you encounter anyone who you think may be suffering from this 'syndrome' please be careful. I am working on a treatment as we speak and will not rest until I have a cure that is more ethical than a 9mm round to the head. Be alert but not alarmed - some of them are ugly fat bastards who like Nargis Kebabs and have fashioned their hair into a compensator mullet i.e. bald at front, compensating with a ponytail at back. Their own worst nightmare would be to hang out at a Vodka bar with hoards of leery teenagers....