And on the 8th Day?
It seems the tickers are flocking to my blog in droves for a diagnosis. It's a busy time, but I will attempt to cure you all. Admitting you have a problem is the first step towards recovery. I request that you listen to the following tracks whilst waiting to be seen. These therapeutic tracks are the second and third steps down the path to recovery. The performance has kindly been provided by Sausage. And remember, take total, blessed care.
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posted by Tim at
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
16 Comments:
The emotion in both tracks is unparalleled. I hope they appreciate the stories that both tracks offer.
You two crack me up. Tim with his ego bigger than the continent he's living on and his "little timmy" and Wurst.Or Worst as he's known after hearing those tracks.A man with serious personality disorder who can only find comfort with someone who is even weirder.
Live long and prosper.
They're art.
Art.
Proper art.
That's all.
one-sided verbosity, restricted prosody, - this explains why tickers lack a sense of humour. I don't understand Gazza too much. he doesnt really fit the mould and appears to get the joke. At least lampoons himself in just about every photo of him online.
Ego?? Egotistical, a little bit. Egocentric, most certainly.
Tim you are a 150% knob
Frank and Barry, why read my blog and continue to come back if you feel this way? Am I a knob? hell no. I don't trounce around drinking halves ticking lists. I actually enjoy drinking beer more than getting notches in my belt.
I was hoping that both tracks would help bring the communities together.
The Doctor called upon me to deliver inspiration, and all you savages can do it ridicule and take the pish out of my musical talents. If you had any brains, you'd realize that both tracks combine a story of love, power and devotion. How can you be so deaf? You were scoopin' when you should've been listening!
Follow you on Twitter?
I'd rather stick my head down the shitter.
Beware false prophets
Remember what the Bible says
Now this was John's testimony when the Jews of Jerusalem sent priests and Levites to ask him who he was. He did not fail to confess, but confessed freely, "I am not the Christ."
They asked him, "Then who are you? Are you Elijah?"
He said, "I am not."
"Are you the Prophet?"
He answered, "No."
Finally they said, "Who are you? Give us an answer to take back to those who sent us. What do you say about yourself?"
John replied in the words of Isaiah the prophet, "I am the voice of one calling in the desert, 'Make straight the way for the Lord.'
Now some Pharisees who had been sent questioned him, "Why then do you baptize if you are not the Christ, nor Elijah, nor the Prophet?"
"I baptize with water," John replied, "but among you stands one you do not know. He is the one who comes after me, the thongs of whose sandals I am not worthy to untie."
This all happened at Bethany on the other side of the Jordan, where John was baptizing.
The next day John saw Jesus coming toward him and said, "Look, the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world! This is the one I meant when I said, 'A man who comes after me has surpassed me because he was before me.' I myself did not know him, but the reason I came baptizing with water was that he might be revealed to Israel."
Then John gave this testimony: "I saw the Spirit come down from heaven as a dove and remain on him. I would not have known him, except that the one who sent me to baptize with water told me, 'The man on whom you see the Spirit come down and remain is he who will baptize with the Holy Spirit.' I have seen and I testify that this is the Son of God."
What's your point? I don't think you have to convince anyone that I'm not the Christ. Take total, blessed care, in your spiritual journey though.
By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work. And God blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done. (Genesis 2:2-3)
These two verses are much different from those describing the preceding days in the creation account. All of them included the phrase “it was evening and it was morning, day … “. Not so for the seventh day. Also the Hebrew word translated rested is Shabath (pronounced sha-BAT). We get sabbath from this word. It appears 71 times in the Bible, and 47 of those times it’s translated “cease”. It only means rest 11 times.
Now obviously, the seventh day had a beginning and an end just like all the days before and after it. But the fact that there is no mention of this in the text of the creation account indicates that in a spiritual sense this day has never ended. But please remember there is no eighth day of creation.
I am greatly honoured, gentlemen.
I will have to start up my own facebook fan site at this rate... first a film, I'm also in a new book, our new brew company starting, invitations to write for various magazines, 20,000 beers supped...
And now this, the ultimate compliment!!!
Maybe it's time to prepare a track of my own, I have some ideas but little time at present. Hmmmm, where's that mic...
And others have said that I'm not your "standard" ticker in that I have self-awareness. Well, it's a good thing to have and thanks for noticing!
I think you should use the track "Nargis Kebab Nights" as the theme tune to your kebab site.
What's going on with your beer? It's gotta be about done.
I have heard there is blasphemy here and the genie known as Bob has indeed spread the false word.
"And when you are among them and keep up the prayer for them, let a party of them stand up with you, and let them take their arms; then when they have prostrated themselves let them go to your rear, and let another party who have not prayed come forward and pray with you, and let them take their precautions and their arms; (for) those who disbelieve desire that you may be careless of your arms and your luggage, so that they may then turn upon you with a sudden united attack, and there is no blame on you, if you are annoyed with rain or if you are sick, that you lay down your arms, and take your precautions; surely Allah has prepared a disgraceful chastisement for the unbelievers. "
(The Women 4.102)
Amen bro, Christ's love is without question as powerful as any track.
Take total blessed, fucking care, alright?
Thank you Bob and Dabir for your spriritual enlightenment. I hope you pray for the tickers. Bless their souls.
"because,as usual,you like to spout utter shit and then sulk if anyone dares to disagree.no wonder you have been described elsewhere as the "king of wank."" - I don't think I am sulking, and I'm not the one trolling other peoples blogs. Where have I been described as the "king of wank"? I want to see this praise. If I have pissed off you ticker scum then I am achieving my intended goal. You just don't appreciate good music.
@Gazza - Your welcome. I think a facebook fan site is in order. I shall appoint you as king tickers. I look forward to hearing your song.
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