This pretty much sums it up

I rarely post twice in the same day. I thought this post was an important one. Why, because this completely illustrates why I fucking despise beer reviews, over the top beer informant blogs, beer know-it-all's and beer geeks in general. The guy reviewing this beer is a fuckhead. He might be a very nice person when he's not reviewing beer. But in this video, he's a fuckhead. Why, because he takes for granted that someone actually gives a shit about his thoughts on Punk IPA. People are lazy. The world is filled with amazing things to eat and drink. Go and test it all out for yourself. Stop relying on someone else to clue you in on the latest and greatest. Another thing, I've drank so much beer, that much of it tastes the same. I'm not going to spend $10 for a bottle of Punk IPA when I can buy a bottle of Racer 5 for under $4!! Yes, I've drank all the explosions of malt and hops, all the quirky fucking Belgians, most, if not all, English cask beers, and most if not all of Germany's lagers. At one time, I traveled a lot. I also drank a lot of imported beer when the vast majority of Americans didn't even know what real beer tasted like. If any yahoo can make a video describing beery taste sensations, like this is what you should really be smelling and tasting, certainly someone can take the fucking piss out of it. I am that someone.

For those who require advice: Pull your head out of your ass. There are people out there that require daily ridicule. Hess being one of them. It doesn't mean you have to hate them, or cause them harm. In Hess' case, you may want to just despise him for his crimes against my person.

Stop the fucking magic tricks and satirize. Here's what I'm talking about in all its glory.

WARNING: I am not liable for medical issues that may transpire from the viewing of this video.