Change from Within
I have been receiving a fair bit of email lately - most of it not very nice. It seems that I have upset a lot of weird beards by spelling out a few home truths and mythbusting a lot of CAMRA's propaganda. OK - I may have poked fun at certain stereotypes as well, but if you choose to look like a member of the Taliban or a wizard straight from a LAIRE meetup then you are fair game in my book. One letter I received contained the following excerpt;"your opinions on CAMRA are based on pure ignorance. I would accept the criticism as constructive if you were a member of the campaign"
The email then descended into calling me a bunch of names which were not very nice. I won't be repeating these here. The email got me thinking, maybe I should join up and try to change the culture from within. This way I could direct my criticisms in a "constructive" manner and send them straight up to the CAMRA policy makers where at least they will be on the radar. So I bit the bullet and joined last week. My information pack arrived yesterday (pictured above). I am now a campaigner, one of 'them'.
I have reviewed about half of the material that was sent. It got to the point where I had to put it down because I couldn't take anymore of the bullshit and
So what will I do now?? Well I will be continuing to shave and to exercise. No beards and/or belly's here! I will also be picking apart the propaganda over the course of the week and highlighting some of the
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18 Comments:
Attaboy! Sock it to us good style.
No need to sock it to us, as I am now one of the flock.
I'll now try the carrot and stick approach
Look up hypocrite in the dictionary and there’s usually a picture of beardy bloke next to it.
Look forward to your propaganda busting.
Brilliant! You'll be going to the meetings next.
Well sock it to yourself then and do let us all know what the blatant lies are.
This is a sad day. Master of Ale is closely monitoring this event. Without a doubt, dark forces are at work. Doctor, you need an exorcism!
Sausage - you need not worry. If CAMRA is Star Wars, then I am definetely Dark Vader
Are you going to be a sleeper, grow a beard, visit 'spoons and when you are high in the evil corporation reveal your true nature by making them look at their core values and just run beer festivals.
I trust you'll do well on this mission. I hope you don't get waterboarded by the Talismann.
Tandleman said;"
Well sock it to yourself then and do let us all know what the blatant lies are."
Hmm on reflection maybe I used the wrong wording. I have amended as such.
Tomorrow the true Campaign begins
Sounds rich!
Do let us know about the deliberately misleading info then. Oh and the hypocritical campaigns.
Good things come to those who wait Talisman
Not always.
Unfortunately, I find, even within the organisation there seems to be discussion threads that make you a demon.
I would suggest finding common ground at some point. Perhaps the fact that you like beer and all other CAMRA members do to is a good start.
We could push the boat out and suggest you like real ale?
What is that offer in your pic? Join the beer club get free Czech lager! Either Camra is more open minded than suggested or you've been beaten to the punch and some other kegger is bringing it down from the inside.
I still don't get your obsession with CAMRA, beards and bellies. What is there to expose - CAMRA campaigns for real ale and have some members with beards and bellies.
Best of luck with the windmill tilting.
G'Day Tim,
Joining CAMRA, getting in touch with your inner Ticker ... beer espionage? ... crossing over to the Dark Side? ..... I think I've worked it out! With the time difference between Australia and the UK ... I just receved this post TODAY ... April 1 ... ?
Cheers
Prof Pilsner
Matt, yes the beer club is giving away Czech lager. Things are changing. Maybe someone high up reads this blog?
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