Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Change from Within

I have been receiving a fair bit of email lately - most of it not very nice. It seems that I have upset a lot of weird beards by spelling out a few home truths and mythbusting a lot of CAMRA's propaganda. OK - I may have poked fun at certain stereotypes as well, but if you choose to look like a member of the Taliban or a wizard straight from a LAIRE meetup then you are fair game in my book. One letter I received contained the following excerpt;

"your opinions on CAMRA are based on pure ignorance. I would accept the criticism as constructive if you were a member of the campaign"

The email then descended into calling me a bunch of names which were not very nice. I won't be repeating these here. The email got me thinking, maybe I should join up and try to change the culture from within. This way I could direct my criticisms in a "constructive" manner and send them straight up to the CAMRA policy makers where at least they will be on the radar. So I bit the bullet and joined last week. My information pack arrived yesterday (pictured above). I am now a campaigner, one of 'them'.
I have reviewed about half of the material that was sent. It got to the point where I had to put it down because I couldn't take anymore of the bullshit and blatant lies deliberately misleading information that make up a lot of the propaganda. Some of the current campaigns are blatantly hypocritical and against some of the core remits of other campaigns within the overall campaign.
So what will I do now?? Well I will be continuing to shave and to exercise. No beards and/or belly's here! I will also be picking apart the propaganda over the course of the week and highlighting some of the blatant lies deliberately misleading information and why some of the campaigns are a waste of effort. I will publish that content here, as well as emailing it to the CAMRA contacts listed in my information pack. Will I effect a change - probably not, but I am going to put my money where my mouth is and have a go.

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18 Comments:

Blogger Tandleman said...

Attaboy! Sock it to us good style.

March 31, 2009 at 8:49 PM  
Blogger Tim said...

No need to sock it to us, as I am now one of the flock.

I'll now try the carrot and stick approach

March 31, 2009 at 8:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look up hypocrite in the dictionary and there’s usually a picture of beardy bloke next to it.

Look forward to your propaganda busting.

March 31, 2009 at 9:29 PM  
Anonymous Rich said...

Brilliant! You'll be going to the meetings next.

March 31, 2009 at 9:53 PM  
Blogger Tandleman said...

Well sock it to yourself then and do let us all know what the blatant lies are.

March 31, 2009 at 10:39 PM  
Blogger Whorst said...

This is a sad day. Master of Ale is closely monitoring this event. Without a doubt, dark forces are at work. Doctor, you need an exorcism!

April 1, 2009 at 12:46 AM  
Blogger Tim said...

Sausage - you need not worry. If CAMRA is Star Wars, then I am definetely Dark Vader

April 1, 2009 at 1:02 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Are you going to be a sleeper, grow a beard, visit 'spoons and when you are high in the evil corporation reveal your true nature by making them look at their core values and just run beer festivals.

April 1, 2009 at 1:37 AM  
Blogger Whorst said...

I trust you'll do well on this mission. I hope you don't get waterboarded by the Talismann.

April 1, 2009 at 1:51 AM  
Blogger Tim said...

Tandleman said;"
Well sock it to yourself then and do let us all know what the blatant lies are."

Hmm on reflection maybe I used the wrong wording. I have amended as such.
Tomorrow the true Campaign begins

April 1, 2009 at 2:41 AM  
Blogger Whorst said...

Sounds rich!

April 1, 2009 at 2:46 AM  
Blogger Tandleman said...

Do let us know about the deliberately misleading info then. Oh and the hypocritical campaigns.

April 1, 2009 at 5:29 AM  
Blogger Tim said...

Good things come to those who wait Talisman

April 1, 2009 at 7:11 AM  
Blogger Tandleman said...

Not always.

April 1, 2009 at 9:41 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Unfortunately, I find, even within the organisation there seems to be discussion threads that make you a demon.

I would suggest finding common ground at some point. Perhaps the fact that you like beer and all other CAMRA members do to is a good start.

We could push the boat out and suggest you like real ale?

April 1, 2009 at 10:58 AM  
Anonymous Matt said...

What is that offer in your pic? Join the beer club get free Czech lager! Either Camra is more open minded than suggested or you've been beaten to the punch and some other kegger is bringing it down from the inside.

I still don't get your obsession with CAMRA, beards and bellies. What is there to expose - CAMRA campaigns for real ale and have some members with beards and bellies.

Best of luck with the windmill tilting.

April 1, 2009 at 11:24 AM  
Blogger Beer Blokes said...

G'Day Tim,

Joining CAMRA, getting in touch with your inner Ticker ... beer espionage? ... crossing over to the Dark Side? ..... I think I've worked it out! With the time difference between Australia and the UK ... I just receved this post TODAY ... April 1 ... ?

Cheers
Prof Pilsner

April 1, 2009 at 12:52 PM  
Blogger Tim said...

Matt, yes the beer club is giving away Czech lager. Things are changing. Maybe someone high up reads this blog?

April 1, 2009 at 8:15 PM  

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