CAMRA AGM

Ever wondered what goes on at the CAMRA AGM? Is there a dress code? Is there a secret handshake?
Every April, members of the secret CAMRA caucus/cabal get together at Stonehenge and walk around nude saying prayers to their pagen gods and conspire how they can inflict their medieval beliefs upon the great unwashed.
.
I'm willing to bet that the items that will reside high on the agenda in April 2010 will be cask breathers, extraneous carbon dioxide, a lively debate on whether or not the Euston Tap is following CAMRA's outdated doctrines and is worthy of inclusion in the Good Beer Guide, and whether all lager drinkers should be referred to as Nazi's as traditionally Germans drink bottom fermented beer.