Beer: The Weapon

The mugshot to the left of this text is Melva Ann Wixon, 49 of St. Petersburg. Melva was recently arrested on a domestic battery charge after a dispute involving beer which occurred in her apartment. Now I have heard of Stella being referred to as 'wife beater' before but this incident takes the cake.
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"Cops say she'd been drinking at a bar before going home to the apartment she shares with her boyfriend, Eric Hartman. He was sleeping -- until she poured beer on him.
Seems Wixon was in a lather because her boyfriend plans to move to Ohio. After she poured beer on him, he wasn't a happy camper either. He called the cops. Wison went to jail.
Now she really has something to brew about..."
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So basically this Hartman chap got his balls in a twist 'cause his Missus tipped some beer on him? Only in the US would this be considered assault. Surely the cops have better things to do than deal with morons such as these fools?